seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
+ 24806
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
+ 39801
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
+ 300536
protip: biting as hard as you can while giving head will imprint your mate, making them yours forever
+ 325
acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yes
- ye s
- eyse
- yES
- ye
unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yesh :3
+ 53381
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
+ 63495
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
+ 145612
